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I’m moving?


I’m sure no one’s here anymore. But just in case, I’ll just say that I will be blogging again, but no longer here. 

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After being dead for a few months…


I’m alive! 

Not really.

Anyways.

I suppose it’s rather pathetic to abandon a blog that no one reads for several months due to school work, and then come back and write a new post because I want to procrastinate on my rewriting of an essay and because there’s nothing left to do on the web.

Anyways, since my brain’s pretty much fried and toasted to a really nice crisp, it’ll do me some good to write some inane nonsense and get it back to a fresh, rich state again.

I’m hungry, if you didn’t notice.

It’s December, everyone. Hip hip hooray. I love this month, because it usually means most people are in a good mood and just salivating over the prospect of break. 

Although, my family doesn’t really seem to be that much in the mood. We haven’t even put up the Christmas tree yet, although that’s my sister’s job. 

Speaking of which, she’s twenty four, which means she’ll be gone soon. As in, permanently. Not part of our household. Which, technically speaking in terms of most normal families, should have been about two years ago, but hey. She did move out somewhat, as in she came back weekdays.

And then she moved back in, and now she’ll be gone again. Soon.

I sound like I’m very expectant of it, don’t I?

I’m not. I’m actually very fond of my sister. She’s nice to be around.

Yes, I am just writing random things that’s coming across my head.

OH YEAH.

I started watching this brilliant show the other day. Sherlock. Although, it’s only three episodes, so it’s not going to last.

BUT IT’S SO GOOD.

Benedict Cumberbatch is Holmes himself, and he’s really. really. good at it.

Watson’s nice too. 

I’m being obsessive, yeah. But that’s usually what happens with me and TV shows.

I’ll be over it soon.

Is there anything else you should know about?

I’m traveling to Korea this winter. Uh-huh. I’m finally returning to the Motherland for the first time in 11 years. OH BOY. I’m honestly not that excited, because I have so much to do over break, and this is going to just eat up all my time. 

BUT WHO AM I KIDDING. LET’S GO STALKING.

I hate this essay. It’s pointless. I’d like to read a book, a really nice book, without having to analyze and think about why a rotting pig head on a stick represents smelly shoes and anarchy. That book was disturbing by itself. I don’t want to go analyzing.

And it’s not even the book I’m analyzing right now.

The book I’m analyzing right now is the Great American Novel. It’s beautiful.

Or, at least it was, until this essay happened.

I want to go watch some more Sherlock, but my speakers are broken.

Sigh.

Don’t read this. I mean, I suppose it’s too late to write it now, but don’t. It’s just me being stupid.

OH MY GOD I DON’T WANT TO WRITE THIS ESSAY.

argh.

 

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Happy New Year, everyone


So, it’s 2011.

(booo)

What, you’re not happy about it?

(nooo)

That’s strange. Everyone else is throwing fireworks and getting money and drawing up lists of resolutions they’re probably not going to keep. Why are you so unhappy?

(considering the fact that 2010 wasn’t that brilliant of a year, with the recession and further demetia of teenagers, i’d say i’m unhappy cause my hope for 2011 isn’t holding out so far.)

Oh. Well, I think 2011 will be great.

(oh really? why the sudden turn for optimism, you traitor to pessmism. HUH?)

Calm down, please. Well, I did draw up a list of resolutions myself, and number 3 (NUMBER 3!!) is to stop being so cynical.

(booo. you’re really embracing the spirit, aren’t you? making a list of resolutions…ha! you’re only going to break all of them, you know that, don’t you?)

You know what? Why am I talking to you? You don’t exist. What are you?

(you’ve grown stupid the past year. i’m you, dummy. so you basically told yourself you don’t exist. congratulations, you’ve insulted yourself and lowered my self-esteem at the same time.)

Oh, shut up. I’m talking to myself. I’m a bloody lunatic.

(i can very well imagine you speaking in a british accent right now. i can hear myself speaking in a british accent. what has gone wrong with your brain?)

I dunno. YOU came in, that’s what happened.

(i resent that.)

Resent it all you want, I’m you, and there’s nothing you can do about it. Anyways, I’m going to get back on topic and inform the whole world about my 2011 resolutions, but also considering the fact that this blog is not read at all, who cares.

Resolutions (yay, imaginative title!)

1. QT every day.

2. stop eating so much, exercise, and concentrate on health.

3. stop being cynical.

4. study hard. work hard.

5. be productive everyday.

6. obey your parents. no, seriously, LISTEN TO THEM.

7. get off the computer.

8. get out of the house. no, seriously, go take a walk or something.

9. write. please produce something you can be proud of by the end of the year. PLEASE FINISH SOMETHING YOU WRITE.

10. learn to play piano. or guitar. or learn how to knit.

11. read more.

12. socialize. be friendly.

13. stop watching k-drama.

14. stop being arrogant and selfish and spoiled.

15. get along with your brother.

(yeah. you’re going to break most of those. especially number 13.)

Look at number 3.

(argh. alright.)

Good. Now slink back to your spot in my brain and fall asleep.

(i’ll oblige. i’ll see you again in 2012 though.)

Well, that got rid of him. Her? Anyways, happy new year!

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Merry Christmas, everybody.


i’ve decided to put away all the doom and gloom for one day, and just hope everyone has a wonderful christmas.

i know some of you might not celebrate/enjoy the season, but please remember that there’s always someone out there praying for you, thinking of you, and wishing you some happiness.

that sounds kinda stalkerish, but if it makes you feel the spirit, then 😀

i’m also kind of dreading going back to school, but i suppose it’ll be ok. i’m trying my hardest to be optimistic for 2011. new years resolution, anyone?

i’ll probably end up breaking it anyways.

ok, fine. i’m always going to have a little cynical side in me, so shut it. but i really do hope everyone’ll stay safe and merry. and that they will all realize that there are people praying for them.

i also want to make my final birthday greetings to a certain person 🙂

Happy birthday.

It’s been quite a while since you were born so humbly.

But I know that you became a superstar, and that even in this high, exalted position, you still remembered me, and loved me.

Thank you, for bearing that cross.

And thank you, for being born.

Merry Christmas!

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A Year in Review-2010


So, it’s been a busy year overall.

People got marrie,d people died, people became billionaires, the media was pointless, as usual, and I discovered I prefer short hair.

I really should cut my hair.

It seems kind of strange that I don’t really remember any thing significant about this year. I became sort of obsessed with korean dramas, read the Elegance of a Hedgehog, lost my phone, got a new phone, decided what high school I want to go to, decided what I wanted to be when I grew up, entered a new grade, etc.

Actually, let’s start from the beginning:

January: We joined a new church. It was my brother’s birthday. I got some money from New Year’s Day. I went back to school after winter break. Uh…more people joined my group of friends.

February: I lost a friend. Valentine’s Day.

March: I don’t think I did anything.

April: Prepared for finals.

May: Finals, and celebrating an almost ended school year.

June: School ends, and I party (in the elementary school way.)

July: My friend leaves for Japan. More partying. It’s my birthday.

August: I join my church’s praise team. I get accepted into yearbook. I go on some sort of retreat. Then back to school.

September: Crap. My teachers are crazy. Math is hard.

October: Halloween. Sister moves out.

November: Thanksgiving. Food. More fretting about school.

December: Finals. Christmas.

So…um…I’m sure I did more. Seriously. I probably had an epiphany somewhere, maybe a moral dilemma…but this is quite honestly all I can remember.

That sucks. I’ll try to take better note in 2011.

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it’s december.


i remember last christmas, when i thought i was extremely cool with my sarcasm, my uber-sardonic blog, all my pretentious posturing.

yeah. it makes you cringe.

i was reading my old blog posts, and my reactions were generaly, “cringe-wince-cringe-laugh in humiliation-cringe-wince.”

i think it’s understandable as to why.

i guess i could call it an epiphany.

you know, that moment where you realize there’s so much you don’t know, how immature you are, how your blatant critcism and “learned” judging is just plain bullshit?

no? okay.

i have a tendency to think too much and not say anything. it fustrates most people in my life, especially my dad. but i think i’m getting better.

here’s to a new year. i hope 2011 will prove more insightful than 2010.

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Anniversary


i just realized that it’s been a year since i started this blog.

-insert cheering/moans here-

so, dear readers (who dont exist), what are your opinions to the posts i’ve had up over the year?

gimme a link to your favorite one.

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