I have come upon a vision.
Or a prophecy, if you will.
Doomsday for all students of my district will be this Thursday, August 12th.
We will be killed through a rampage of teachers, notebooks, teachers, pens, pencils, etc.
It’s quite terrifying, really.
I had a school check in day, and I almost sobbed. Textbooks, classes, binders, etc. I know I shouldn’t hate school, but…..
DUDE. DON’T TELL ME TO LIKE SCHOOL. I BET YOU HATED SCHOOL AS A LITTLE KID. I’M A LITTLE KID, DUDE.
You hear that? It’s me slowly dying.
So, this post is one of despair.
Because I virtually spent the summer doing nothing.
And now I’ll be going back to school.
And doing PE. And schoolwork. And math.
Ha. Ha. Ha.
I actually used to like school. As a kid.
When I didn’t have to study.
And getting a 90% was a shocking incident for me.
I was a little stupid.
BUT. I will be optimistic. Yes yes yes. School is GOOD! It helps me LEARN! And not get a job at McDonald’s! Yeah!
Um, I’m just gonna go collapse into a heap of sobs, cause this clearly isn’t working out.
I’ll let you know if I survive.