WARNING: FOR THOSE WHO DO NOT WANT TO RUIN THEIR SPIRT OF CHRISTMAS OR LOSE WHATEVER LITTLE RESPECT THEY HAD FOR ME, PLEASE DO NOT READ (LOOK) ON.
I’ve found a thoroughly depressing photograph of the holidays:
Is this true? Is this disgustingly painful and unforgivable banner true? Has Santa, the very icon of free giving, generous, and kind spirits, turned into a man with favors for people who were born with a golden spoon? I am disgusted.
I apologize for ruining your holidays. But, please, despite all this, have a good break, and spin up your New Year Resolutions (not that I do any of them, anyways).
P.S. No, I’m not a seven year old child with an unusually high IQ.